The Christmas Dick


Ho Ho Holy Shit it's already that time of year again and we're back in action baby!

We've upgrade literally everything about the dongs:

  • almost 1/2 pound of Solid Chocolate Dong
  • Handcrafted and hand poured MILK chocolate (new recipe for the holidays this year!)
  • a super secret upgrade to our box that will make this year extra special.  Yep, we're doing it.

Perfect for White Elephant, Secret Santa, Stocking stuffers, and all the holiday parties you're not getting invited to this year.  Grab one or grab ten with our Cockin' Around the Christmas Tree bundles for the most epic Holiday ho-down this side of the Atlantic Ocean.

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, and EAT A DICK

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